It is that time of year again- Christmas. So whilst everyone is rushing around buying presents, going to work Christmas parties and generally stressing out, we thought we would take a moment to daydream about the ultimate surf gifts. Warning- these gifts are only to be considered a reality if a) you have won the lottery, b) want to take out some major loans or c) happen to be a pro surfer. For all us mortals, enjoy the dream, and maybe think about hiring these bad-boys in the new year for a laugh.
Surfboard Quiver
No dream scenario should ever start without having your own custom made quiver of surfboards. Ranging from a super shortboard quad at around the 5ft5” mark, to a traditional Hawaiian wooden longboard at 10ft+, your quiver would cater for every type of wave. You would have every type of fin formation: single, double, thruster, quad and five or even more; buttery smooth retro fishes, easy to ride mini mals, and guns for the big days. If it was a flat day, then out would come the stand up paddle board. Sorted.
Jet Ski and Tow In Surf Equipment
The ultimate fun creator- having your own jet ski would mean that even on the smallest of wave days you could be towed into the little ripples and create aerials a la Dane Reynolds. On those big wave days there wouldn't be a limit to the wave you ride... Jaws- no problem; Mavericks- piece of cake; and Aileens?... “just tell me when”.
Tropical Surf Side Beach House
The ultimate holiday surf side beach house is there for when you fancy stopping everything and taking it easy. You can check the surf from where you lie in your bed. Roll over and simply pull on your bikini or trunks before grabbing your board and hitting the warm waves before you have even considered breakfast.
4x4
For when you fancy exploring and off-roading the area from your beach house base, your trusty 4x4 will do the trick. Big enough to fit your mates in, a hefty beach bbq and all your boards, your 4x4 would be a beast of a vehicle. Secret spots here you come...
Luxury Surf Yacht
Once you've exhausted all your local surf spots it will be time to explore the coastline. Take your luxury yacht to Indonesia, the Mentawais, Polynesia or even the Hawaiian Islands. Cruise around reefs discovering new surf breaks that are unspoiled and empty. Simple dive off the yacht with your board in tow, and paddle into the best waves of your life.
If all this talk of warm water waves is reminding you of the harsh reality of winter in northern Europe, treat yourself to a surf holiday in as an early Christmas present. Then you can have something to look forward to and reward yourself for surviving the party season and all that Christmas shopping. See you out there.